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Original stories by Shmolnick that humorously explore the dark side of humanity.

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An Audience with Lord Porkington

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Here is a collection of my latest creative output - original music! All songs below were composed and recorded by me. Enjoy.


Food Court NEW

Crystalline Ballerina NEW

Promenado NEW

Spacewalk NEW

Daydream No. 17 NEW

Dancing Drones.mp3

Comfy Chair Part Two.mp3

Attractive Black Woman Day.mp3


Marlon No!.mp3

Asian Jesus.mp3

Make the Best of Things.mp3

Spy Guy.mp3  

Fall Festival Mix.mp3

Beach Ogle At Sunset.mp3

Drizzle Dance.mp3

Ice Cream Man.mp3


Elephant Mating Dance.mp3

Long Weekend.mp3

Papaya Time.mp3

Dirt Between His Toes.mp3


Space Dust.mp3

The Midnight Crawl.mp3

Just Another Day.mp3


Special thanks to my pal Bubble ( for his timely assistance and inspiration on several of the above tunes.

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Six of my latest tunes on the Music page!